Please hold for the Unfunny Nerd Tangent. We’re a little tied up right now — getting fifty shades of Snoke in the supreme leader’s red room. No, we can’t put on a towel or something.
We won’t name names, Greig, but somebody on the podcast is one of those fake fans who didn’t think this movie was the greatest thing since sliced Ponda Baba. Tim and Jared jump in an X-wing and try to blow him up, but in the end we all learn it’s best to shut up and follow Flo’s orders.
Is your love for The Last Jedi as pure as Poe’s love for BB-8? It will be. It will be.
And don’t forget, the safeword is midi-chlorians.
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